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Imagining the news as it must sound in Ward… were it read by a suffocating Brit. In today’s episode, the one man “New New Protectorate” is formed, a minor villain has been spotted, and Mr Mogg teaches us all that kill orders are just for Christmas, not forever.

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Vermont Stretch Radio imagines the news as it might appear in Ward. In today’s episode, the ethics of Rogue Capes, the current way to pronounce Glaistig Uaine, and a horde of nightmares.